white kid: if ur mexican why cant u speak spanish fluently :/
me: lemme hear u speak some of that 11% finnish 2% scottish 45% italian 31% dutch, 100% puta
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signs as things said at my (public) school
second edition!! bc the first was pretty popular
aries: “damn, i strive to be that extra”
taurus: “i’m christ reborn”
gemini: “get blocked and reported and deported and aborted”
cancer: “take it from this straight white cis male…you can’t do this”
leo: “being awake is suffering”
virgo: “what’s the point in fire drills? isn’t the point of living…dying?”
libra: “fuck you and pouring milk before the cereal”
scorpio: “i just snorted on my cocaine”
sagittarius: “yeah, i voted for memes as the yearbook theme”
capricorn: “they’re so cute together but the ship name is shit so it’s not going to work out i guess”
aquarius: “jesus loves everybody except you”
pisces: “one day, my rebel lifestyle is going to get me kicked out of college”
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